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The main mad mullah who runs Iran has some advice for fellow Muslims,
reports Israel's Ynet News:

 Deliberate masturbation during the month of
 Ramadan renders a fast invalid, Iranian Supreme
 Leader Sayyid Ali Khameini has ruled.

 Khameini, who is Iran's most powerful political and
 religious figure, was asked on his website : "If
 somebody masturbates during the month of Ramadan
 but without any discharge, is his fasting invalidated?"

 "If he do not intend masturbation and discharging
 semen and nothing is discharged, his fasting is
 correct even though he has done a haram (forbidden)
 act. But, if he intends masturbation or he knows
 that he usually discharges semen by this process
 and semen really comes out, it is a haram
 intentional breaking fasting," the Iranian leader
 said, posting the reply on his website.

We guess that explains the "blind sheik."

--
Islam is a peaceful religion, just as long as the women are beaten, the
boys buggered and the infidels are killed.



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