Shez wrote:
> Ariaan writes
>>mike wrote:
>>> Shez paused to stomp his little piggy feet, then wrote:
>>> Shez, baby, if you're going to use that crap newsreader OE
>>> at least you could get quotefix for it. And use it.
>>>> mike writes
>>>>> Shez stopped to think, then wrote as best he could:
>>>>>> mike writes
>>>>>>> Shez wrote:
>>>>>>>> Piorokrat writes
>>>>>>>>> Shez
>>>>>>>>>> Piorokrat
>>>>>>>>>>> Shez
>>>>>>>>>>>> Uncle Davey
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Shez"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hecate100writes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Piorokrat" wrote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shez
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Piorokrat
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Shez"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Zsarnok writes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How many have asked you to stay in ARW?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> None, but he doesn't understand democracy, after all
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anyone who pushes themselves into other peoples
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lives without an invitation or a by your leave has
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> little concept of privacy, democracy or even good
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> manners
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am very sorry I didn't realise that Usenet groups
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> required special invitations by the in crowd before a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> new perspn could turn up.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm sure everyone else here was invited with a little
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> piece of parchment with gold calligraphy on it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Uncle Davey, only I came wandering in without a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> by-your-leave, everyone else was personally introduced
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and had references taken.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *snort!*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Its not good manners to blunder into another user group
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and start selling your used god products.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm not selling, I'm giving it away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But not me. God is giving away free salvation.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jesus paid, we get it free, by believing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's still spam. Not dissimilar to the "MAKE MILLIONS
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FOR FREE!" posts.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The guy gives me the creeps, I keep seeing this dirty old
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> man drooling over a computer offering free sweets to kids.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Saying "Come to Uncle Davey dears, come to Uncle Davey."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yuk...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Heh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> How cheap can you get?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's the image you conjure up in me Davey, If you don't
>>>>>>>>>>>>> like it tough,
>>>>>>>>>>> I'm thirty nine, and very well satisfied with my wife, a
>>>>>>>>>>> twenty five year old woman of outstanding beauty.
>>>>>>>>>>> Only sexual inadequates need to be perverts, homosexuals and
>>>>>>>>>>> child molestors.
>>>>>>>>>> Why is it always a woman of outstanding beauty, why cant it be
>>>>>>>>>> a beautiful woman, Why is it important that your wife should
>>>>>>>>>> be an outstanding beauty.
>>>>>>>>> I am just stating a fact.
>>>>>>>>>> Isn't it more important that she should be loving,
>>>>>>>>>> kind, and generous of mind and spirit,
>>>>>>>>> It certainly is. And she is all those things as well.
>>>>>>>>>> You have decided to name yourself an Uncle, and I have
>>>>>>>>>> reacted by wondering why you need to add an avuncular title to
>>>>>>>>>> your name.
>>>>>>>>> Because it's funny. People who know me find it funny.
>>>>>>>>> That was the reaction it got when I first got it. People seemed
>>>>>>>>> to think it suited me.
>>>>>>>>>> Such things are usually only added to make use of a
>>>>>>>>>> relationship that doesn't exist, and to give an image of
>>>>>>>>>> jocularity, that also doesn't exist.
>>>>>>>>> Au contraire, I am highly jocular.
>>>>>>>>>> Both useful if your trying to have a relationship with someone
>>>>>>>>>> who is perhaps young and certainly not mature enough to
>>>>>>>>>> understand why they should not see you, or accept you as their
>>>>>>>>>> blood kin, in fact a real uncle.
>>>>>>>>> I don't talk to young people on Usenet. I don't consider this
>>>>>>>>> is any place for children.
>>>>>>>>> They should be doing their homework and not wasting time on
>>>>>>>>> such things as this in the important years of their education.
>>>>>>>>>> An old family friend being called Uncle or Aunty out of
>>>>>>>>>> respect is one thing a man coming onto a newsgroup who insists
>>>>>>>>>> on calling himself Uncle Davey is quite another.
>>>>>>>>> I'm like an Agony Uncle. Think of it that way.
>>>>>>>>> If anybody hasn't got an Uncle, they may wish to accept me as
>>>>>>>>> their personal uncle.
>>>>>>>>> But what I cannot be, is anyone's personal saviour. You need
>>>>>>>>> Christ for that, that's what I'm saying.
>>>>>>>> My visualisation of you is getting worse not better. I should
>>>>>>>> leave well enough alone if I were you, your not improving your
>>>>>>>> image at all.
>>>>>>>> In fact if anything your making me feel your even more weird
>>>>>>>> than I thought you were.
>>>>>>>> If a person is born homosexual, then why do you believe you have
>>>>>>>> the right to call them a sexual pervert. According to your
>>>>>>>> religion, god made them that way, Why would he then ask you to
>>>>>>>> abuse and attack them. Do you also attack people born with blue
>>>>>>>> eyes, disabled, or mentally ill.
>>>>>>>> You might as well, because it makes as much sense.
>>>>>>>> Your a hypocrite as well Davey.
>>>>>>> His punctuation, and in particular his use of apostrophes,
>>>>>>> is top drawer, though, which is far more than I can say for
>>>>>>> you.
>>>>>> Oh what have we here, my favourite beastie an English teacher, I
>>>>>> usually eat them for lunch...
>>>>> Sentences end with one period. Eschew extraneous ellipses.
>>>>>> What's the matter miguel, feeling out of it, want some attention,
>>>>>> need to be noticed.
>>>>> An interrogation ends with a question mark.
>>>>> Got it?
>>>>> GOOD.
>>>>>> Try banging your head against Uncle Davey, you might catch
>>>>>> something, with a bit of luck it will be fatal.
>>>>> That seems rather like a run-on sentence, but maybe it's
>>>>> just some kind of quaint english styling in which utterly
>>>>> poor grammar tries to pass for erudition.
>>>> So If I call you an anal retentive, self abusing, prick with a small
>>>> mind, and the manners of a pig, it would not come as to much of a
>>>> suprise,
>>>> Who else after all would want to go on to a news group and correct
>>>> posts.
>>>> That is the lowest of the low. Even the guys who clean out cess pits
>>>> are higher than you.
>>>> So accept from me this school monitors badge, you will wear it at all
>>>> times, so you can show to the world what a prick you are, and I am
>>>> sure most of the posters here will be delighted to do to you, what
>>>> they never got to do to school monitors back in their school days.
>>>> In other worlds make your life pure and utter hell......
>>> I can't imagine anything more hellish then having to read
>>> your repeated butcherings of the queen's english. Notice
>>> the correct use of an apostrophe there, Shirley.
>>>> Not that it could be much worse than it is at the moment, you have no
>>>> friends, no one cares a dam about you, and no wonder,
>>>> It might help if you got a sense of humour, and if possible you
>>>> learned not to comment on other peoples posts as a school monitor.
>>>> Oh yes one more thing. Let me whisper in your shell like ear,
>>>> dsylexia...rules ko.
>>> That's clever.
>>Hey, shouldn't that be: the Queen's English?
Of course you are 100% correct, and I appreciate your help
very much.
>Yep, the Queen is always a capital Q. but don't upset him, anyone who
>has to sink to the level of monitoring spelling,punctuation and grammar
>has a serious problem with life. No friends, no family and no fun.
>Why take away the little joy in life he has... ;)
You seem to be utterly humorless. Your cohort (note that
this is, in fact, a correct use of the word "your" which is
something you seem to have endless trouble with) in arw has
definitely proven to be up to the task of improving usenet
grammar.
miguel
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