In article <4be80a99$0$12450$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com>, toothsayer
<toothache@ouch.com> wrote:
> > Footnote:
> > Really The Lookout,
> > Maybe it is now time to tell that old Fort clucking
> > sitting hen Doc that those eggs that he has been squatting
> > and sitting on are ALL rotten.
> > And that those rotten eggs will never ever hatch into anything.
> >
> Mover responded:
>
> ""
> Now that's funny!
>
> While the rest isn't eggsackly new, the footnote is in mighty fine
> feather. LOL
> Can you expand on that theme?
>
> Mover, the humor coach
> ""
> Do hens brood eggs in a certain season or will they brood all year long?
Sorry, but I was hoping you could continue with some more funny things.
That stuff below is just sad.
I don't care who you post about, even me, or mostly why. All I care
about is if it's funny. I'm still looking for more yolks.
The best insults are also the most funny. Who can defend against humor?
With a little creativity, you could come out of your shell and become
more popular. If you don't get called for high sticking, you could go
for a hatch trick. LOL
The past is gone. There is no room in The Fort for it now.
Unless you can make it reeeeely funny.
Mover, who is camping in the present tents LOL
ps:
Wild hens brood in season. Some domesticated breeds lay eggs all year
round. Virtual egg factories.
> When Fort Doc Hen Started Sitting
>
> Answer
> From Doc's very first appearance as Fort newbie Doc, his appearance has
> been
> based on constant moronic lies. The moron Fort sitting hen Doc started to
> cluck cluck
> cluck as a gossiping old woman Fort sitting hen from his very Fort
> beginnings. The
> clucking of Doc picked up the rhythm and theme of the fool NP Cultists in
> the Fort. And
> after the KidHacker long-term absence from the Fort, the fool Fort sitting
> hen Doc has
> been attempting to make his voice, his old woman voice, the NP Cultist
> spokesperson
> of the Fort NP Cultists. And with Fort sitting hen Doc cluck clucking out
> the false story of
> how and when the Fort was started.
> Verifiable Fact
> The NP Cultist version of the Fort beginning is a blatant lie.
> Question
> Was the nic of the Fort sitting hen Doc present during the Fort move to
> the Fort's new
> location news:alt.bbs.jds back in November 1998?
> Answer
> Of course not. And the answer to this question can be easily and quickly
> verified by
> use of the Google Usenet search engine and Usenet archive database.
> Google Usenet archive data base sample
> (here's an archived post from the Fort move)
> Newsgroups: alt.bbs.jds
> From: WazzupPe...@webtv.net (Wazzup!)
> Date: 1998/11/09
> Subject: Glad you made it KidHacker!
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> One night, as Dodgeboy and KidHacker lay down for bed, Dodgeboy gently
> taps KidHacker on the shoulder and starts
> rubbing his arm. KidHacker turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've
> got a proctologists appointment
> tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." Dodgeboy, rejected, turns over and
> tries to sleep. A few
> minutes later, he rolls back over and taps KidHacker again. This time he
> whispers in his ear, "Do you
> have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
> Wazzup!
> AFP a6
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