There once was a Fort Babysitter
Who was a terribly mixed up critter
He hated anyone that was anonymous
And saw Y-Not in all of us
He was hateful, vile, and mean
He was really a big fat queen
We all knew that he was insane
And he walked with a limp and a cane
He was the biggest usenet clown
Who we wish would get out of town
His mother was an overgrown cow
His father was a big fat sow
He was an only child
Because his mom had been defiled
For siblings he never had any
His invisible friends were many
One day he came into the Fort
And was an awful terrible sport
Our Fort history he refuted
Was all lies to be disputed
His Fort history he would bellow
And never was he mellow
He would come to the Fort and report
And always he would distort
He should go back and sit on the throne
To comtemplate the disrespect he has shown
So Fort Babysitter
Go back and sit on your shitter
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