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Subject: For people born in 1982...
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For people born in 1982...
They have no meaningful recollection of the Reagan Era and probably did
not know he had ever been shot.
They were prepubescent when the Persian Gulf War was waged.
Black Monday 1987 is as significant to them as the Great Depression.
There has been only one Pope.
They were 11 when the Soviet Union broke apart and do not remember the
Cold War.
They have never feared a nuclear war.
They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
Tianamen Square means nothing to them.
Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
Bottle caps have always been twist off and plastic.
Atari predates them, as do vinyl albums.
The expression, "You sound like a broken record", means nothing to them.
They have never owned a record player.
A "45" to them has always meant a gun, and a needle is for IV drug
users.
They may have never heard of an 8-track.
The Compact Disc was introduced when they were 1 year old.
They have likely never played Pac Man and have never heard of Pong.
As far as they know, stamps have always cost about 33 cents.
They have always had an answering machine.
Most have never seen a TV set with only 13 channels, nor have they seen
a black-and-white TV.
They have always had cable. There has always been VCRs, but they have no
idea what BETA is.
They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
They were born the year that Walkmen were introduced by Sony.
Roller-skating has always meant inline for them.
Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
They have no idea when or why Jordache jeans were cool.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They have never seen Larry Bird play.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
The Vietnam War is as ancient history to them as is WWI, WWII and the
Civil War.
They have no idea that Americans were ever held hostage in Iran.
They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
They've never heard: "Where's the beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel",
or "de plane, de plane" on TV.
They do not care who shot J.R. and have no idea who J.R. is.
The Titanic was found? They thought we always knew where it was.
Michael Jackson has always been white.
Kansas, Chicago, Boston, America, and Alabama are places, not recording
artists.
McDonalds never came in Styrofoam containers.
There has always been MTV.
They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
There have always been computers, and internet.
Chances are good that they've changed IP providers more than they've
changed schools.
There has always been "Monday Night Football" on ABC.
Baseball's Giants have always been in San Francisco.
"I Love Lucy" has always been in reruns.
Jeep has always been a part of Chrysler, and they've never heard of
American Motors or most likely not even Lee Iacocca.
They can't understand why we laugh at pictures of Gerald Ford.
Do you feel old yet?
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