Satan vists the church
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Jonestown wakes
up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts,
the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives and their
families.
Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and
running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their
determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone is
evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his
pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in
his presence. This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and
says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?" The man says, "Yep, sure do."
Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Nope, sure
ain't."
Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?" The man
says, "Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."
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