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From: "Le Puissant Monsieur Lee" <thesniggler@aol.c0m>
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Subject: Re: So does tell me or Take this for what ever you think it is worth
Date: Wed, 12 Jul 2006 01:37:46 -0700
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The Bear <Thebear@cave.com> wrote:
> Does anyone here frequent the alt.sports pages by chance.
Have you been treated for your pathological gambling tendencies yet?
> >.
Uh-huh.
> >.
If it's a parallel universe, how can you see it?
> I get these terrible anal muscle spasm's. They are annoying me.
It could be worse; you could be gay and have warts in your throat. Oh,
hang on. You had that last week.
> >.
What can you pay me that won't give you a heart attack?
> OOOOPPPPPsssyyy.
I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have a
place to put it.
> Why do we say something is 'out of whack'. What's a 'whack'?
You should be more concerned about being unable to control your bodily
functions.
> >.
It's better than playing golf, let's put it that way.
> I HAVE SOCIAL PHOBIA.
Do many people laugh when you blurt that out, Bear.
> >.
Yeah, it is. A little bit.
> If your going to play make sure you have all your ducks in a row and
> they have their little duck butts covered.
If you only knew.
> >.
Before long.
> I'm hoping to die young.
Do you have any friends you can talk to about it, Bear? Scratch that.
Stupid question.
> You know i am talking to you and now you know i also know who you are.
What's wrong with a little good conversation?
> >.
[Popping out an eyeball, stepping on it.]
> This is how this is going to work.
How do you know when you're an authentic person?
> >.
I'd never have thought of putting those colours together.
> I have been snogging a girl for 4weeks and things have been going
> well. I asked her to go steady last week but she turned me down
Your immediate death would fix that, Bear
> You have two choices.
I wouldn't say that.
> >.
You're smarter than that.
> I always listen to what I have to say.
Note to self: Do not respond.
> 1.
1?
> Leave every group you see my name in (does not matter if it is really
> me or not).
Your name means belching bunk buddy; dickhead; into craven knob-slobbing
by bold King Ding-a-ling Slinger, but if it were up to me I'd say you're
a(n) stodgy, self-satisfied knackerer.
> >.
You know, it's just ideas.
> 2.
2?
> You can keep on with what you have been doing and regret that you ever
> messed with me.
Can I really keep on with what I have been doing?
> >.
You're a jerk.
> The Bear.
The best revenge is a good life.
> >.
You should feel ashamed of yourself.
> >.
WTF NOT A SINGLE PART OF THAT POST MAKES ANY SENSE.
> I'm losing my mind because of my breathing.
Right, well. I'll pass.
> Oh please do not bother to report my post again you see i called
> newsfeeds today and well.
Oh no, not again?
> >.
I was born to achieve.
> you get the picture.
I have things to do.
> >.
You poor soul.
> Have a wonderful day.
Have you ever faked an orgasm?
> >.
You know, there's a reason when people get some money, they move out of
the slums.
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