Lil Stinker NP-g07 <anywhere@uwant2.com> wrote:
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>White Baby, Black Sheep
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>A missionary is sent into the deepest, darkest part of Africa to live with
>a tribe.
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>He spends years with the people, teaching them to read and write, and
>preaching to them about the good Christian ways of the white man.
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>One thing he particularly stresses is the evils of sexual sin: Thou must
>not commit adultery or fornication!
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>One day, the wife of one of the tribe's noblemen gives birth to a white
>baby.
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>The village is shocked and the chief is sent to talk with the missionary.
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>"You have taught us of the evils of sexual sin, yet here, a black woman
>gives birth to a white child. You are the only white man who has ever set
>foot in our village. Even Stevie Wonder could see what's been going on!"
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>The missionary replies, "No, no. You are mistaken. What you have here is a
>natural occurrence, what is called an albino. Look to thy yonder field.
>See the flock of white sheep, and yet amongst them, one of them is black.
>Nature does this on occasion."
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>"Tell you what," the chief says, "You never mention the sheep again, and I
>won't say anything about the baby."
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>Lil Stinker
> "just havin' fun!"
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