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Nemo (nemo@naughtylass.wet) 2010/03/02 18:50

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"Jon Q. Pubic " <jqp@colderthanshit.ru> wrote in message
news:jqp-1B0286.05430330092008@news.altopia.com...
> It's my potty and I'll fart if I want to!
>
> Good Evening All,
>

Beam my quest!

During an infection that caused total constipation for around four days,
Lactolose did it for me! Pebble-dashed the back of the loo I did and the
roar must have registered 7 on the Richter scale!! And you can't get a much
bladder infection than that! Caused palpitations as well! Three and a bit
days in horse piddle!

Augmentin got rid of the infection. I wonder if they make Glaxotives as
well.

Nemo.
63 on March 12th.
Retired early onto Pension Credit and praaahhhd of it!


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