| Soprano jokes |
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| ::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) |
2008/06/18 00:08 |
What's the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and the average
All-Pro offensive lineman?
Stage makeup.
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What's the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian
Tenor?
About 10 pounds.
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How is a soubrette different from a sewer rat?
Some people actually like sewer rats.
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What is the difference between a soubrette and a cobra?
One is deadly poisonous, and the other is a reptile.
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How do you tell if a Wagnerian soprano is dead?
The horses seem very relieved.
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What's the first thing a soprano does in the morning?
Puts on her clothes and goes home.
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What's the next thing a soprano does in the morning?
Looks for her instrument.
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What's the difference between a soprano and a Porsche?
Most musicians have never been in a Porsche.
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What's the definition of an alto?
A soprano who can sightread.
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A jazz musician dies and goes to heaven. He is told "Hey man, welcome!
You have been elected to the Jazz All-Stars of Heaven--right up there
with Satchmo, Miles, Django, all the greats. We have a gig tonight.
Only one problem--God's girlfriend gets to sing."
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