In article <a45boah8spe8sfniur3o1lqvd82gmvoqm2@4ax.com>, Ardvark says...
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>On 19 Jun 2015 19:47:14 -0700, nicegentle
><nicegentle_member@newsguy.com> wrote:
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>>In article <55844a6e$0$32441$c3e8da3$cc4fe22d@news.astraweb.com>, Ardvark
>>says...
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>>Not to mention her asshole.
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>>She's not the prettiest gal in the world, put I'd have my nose right up her butt
>>for sure.
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>>She's been one of my favorites.
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>>-nice
>Yea, some comments I've seen are: "with a bag over her head, she's
>perfect!" :)
>Like you, if she knocked on my door I would invite her in ...
>A.
Thank you for Velma.
I'm going backwards through the group postings and realizing that I'm seeing
things in the wrong order :-)
Now I'm gonna' go in the right order.
I have a "Velma" subdirectory and I've always thought she was incredibly sexy.
Forty years ago an old pervert that owned an Indian motorcycle shop was me and
my friends' hero. He was perhaps the filthiest, most perverse man in the world.
Walked around with tobacco juice and grease on his sleeveless t-shirt all the
time. He always had multiple young women around (We all had some concerns about
the ages of the girls).
He gave us all some wisdom that has abided with me until this day.
When were down at his shop, we would take note of good-looking women who would
walk by.
He would typically say: "That's not the one you want".
If there was anyone new with us would had not yet been enlightened by this great
man's philosophy, they would ask "Why not?"
Our hero and role model would answer something like:
"That girl 'aint gonna; give you what you want - she doesn't have to. She's got
every dick in town chasing after her. She probably wouldn't let you smell where
she shits" (this is an exact quote). "Look at her - she's got fuckin' makeup all
over her face, she's got all sorts of bullshit jewelry and would probably take
you for every penny you got." "She probably wipes her ass a hundred times" (this
last is an exact quote)
He went on to say:
"It's the girls that are a little bit plain that you want to go after - they're
not all fucked in the head because of their beauty" as he spit tobacco juice on
the floor of his shop. "Besides, what the fuck do you care - you get used to
how somebody looks real quick, don't you?"
"No, you want to just be a little bit nice to a plain-looking girl and she'll
fall in love with you. And she'll probably do any fucking thing you want."
He also advised us of the importance of looking into a girl's eyes and realizing
when she's trying to say "I'd like be dirty if you want". He sort of taught us
what to look for in a girl's eyes.
I've noticed that very few of the glamorous ladies in the world have "the look".
Nope, they probably would never let you put your nose in their asshole.
Both Samantha Jane and Velma are a little bit plain (These are the type of
ladies I'm attracted to since knowing my old mentor) and they both have "the
look". Plus they both have nice pronounced sort of wet-looking cunts and
assholes.
Back to my old friend and mentor....
I have considered myself to be incredibly blessed by knowing this wizened old
sage and receiving this particular piece of knowledge from him. It has certainly
enriched my life.
His advice has proven to be both true and effective.
I miss him very much
-nice
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