sitkaman wrote in news:tk8nra9eks92n0rpgipljek1sj823ntd2m@4ax.com:
> amgems
1. Reading Is Fundamental
2. Crossbow sales are up. Way up.
3. We don't need no stinking permits.
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Dear Dr. Walter James Palmer:
We have scheduled you for an autopsy on ___________ at _______ AM/PM.
WHAT IS AN AUTOPSY?
Sometimes we need to find out why your living status has been impaired.
An autopsy can include crossbows, GPS collar removal, and surgical
evaluation (skinning, decapitation).
WILL IT INVOLVE SURGERY?
Yes. At times when there is a lack of obvious traumatic impact, surgery
is needed. Your doctor may wish to examine your vital organs. This
involves removal of the organs for the purpose of study. The contents of
your stomach will also be examined, so we urge you not to take anything
by mouth for 12 (twelve) hours before cessation of your existence or the
procedure.
WHAT SHOULD I BRING?
We recommend a very large, empty suitcase. Ideally, your family should
sign a "permission for disposal" form.
WHEN CAN I RETURN TO WORK?
Not for a while. We suggest you worry about this after your autopsy.
Please refer to our brochures "Cadaver's Bill of Rights" and "So You're
Dead. What Next?" for more information.
Remember, here at St. Amgems, our day starts when yours ends!
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