Tell Them Johnny Wadd Is Here _sitkaman repost.txt
This was the 278th post made to abdec. It was posted by boogle on November 19, 2004.
I don't have any of the original NFO or cover files that might have posted with this film.
Produced in 1976. English. Run time of 1:14:25. DVD size of 4312.178688 MB.
This is a Excalibur Films NTSC DVD.
Posted April 8, 2015 by sitkaman.
IAFD Data
http://www.iafd.com/title.asp?title=Tell+Them+Johnny+Wadd+is+Here&year=1976
Tell Them Johnny Wadd is Here (1976)
Distributor: Arrow Productions
Compilation: No
Director: Bob Chinn
Minutes: 74
All-Girl: No
All-Male: No
Actresses
Annette Haven
Felecia Sanda
Joan Devlon
Veronica Taylor
NonSex Performers
Michelle Scher
Actors
John Holmes (as John C. Holmes)
Tyler Reynolds (as Tyler Moore)
NonSex Performers
Carlos Tobalina
Damon Christian
Bob Chinn (as Daniel Hu Song)
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Annette Haven, John Holmes
Scene 2. Veronica Taylor, Tyler Reynolds
Scene 3. Joan Devlon, John Holmes
Scene 4. Felecia Sanda, John Holmes
Scene 5. Veronica Taylor, John Holmes
Honors and Awards
DVD Rear Cover Description
One of the true classics of the career of the legendary John Holmes - this stand out presentation finds him once again reprising the role as Johnny Wadd - a naughty rough & tumble private eye.
Co-starring some of the industry's loveliest ladies of the era including the breathtaking Annette Haven - this is truly a cornerstone of the career of one of porndom's most enduring legends!
Review by Flash on Dec 28, 2003
http://www.adultdvdtalk.com/review/tell-them-johnny-wadd-is-here
Tell Them Johnny Wadd is Here is, by release date, the seventh film in the original Johnny Wadd series following Liquid Lips. Within the canon, Tell Them Johnny Wadd is Here comes before Liquid Lips. Originally, Bob Chinn had the idea for an epic Johnny Wadd film called Like Gold, set in the United States and Mexico. The project would have cost $30,000 to make and his idea wasn't accepted by the producers. Instead, they accepted an idea to make two Johnny Wadd films at $25,000 each and Like Gold was split into two films, which became sequentially Tell Them Johnny Wadd is Here and Liquid Lips. The two films were shot simultaneously, but Bob Chinn finished editing Liquid Lips first so it was released first, despite the fact the story in it is a continuation of this film. The next film in the series, by release date, is Tapestry of Passion.
Tell Them Johnny Wadd is Here is part of Bob Chinn's early Johnny Wadd porn serial, which Chinn recently rejuvenated under the New Era label with Joel Lawrence taking over the series as Johnny Wadd's son with the film Re-Enter Johnny Wadd. This film isn't the best entry from the Johnny Wadd series and viewers looking to try out the series probably shouldn't start out with this film.
The film tries to cram too much into too short of a run time, causing neither the plot nor the sex to work out as well as it could. This isn't caused by a lack of trying though as Bob Chinn has done amazingly well with his limited budget to create an adult action film. The problem with the plot is it wasn't fully developed or budgetary problems didn't allow for it all to be put onto celluloid. The end result is a film which basically results in action sequences, shots of food being prepared or eaten, little pieces of the plot which are rushed through way too quickly and some bad voice overs and dubbing in places.
The movie, partially filmed in Mexico, features a nice variety of outdoor locations and an array of scenes little seen in adult films. There are scenes done on used streets, inside restaurants and with street vendors which give the film a more realistic feel than one usually gets with an adult film. There are also more non-sex actors and actresses in the film than one usually finds in an adult film. It was nice that just because a character was introduced, there wasn't necessarily going to be the obligatory sex scene featuring them.
This film is ultra-violent for an adult film, not in the sex scenes, which are very tame, but in the action sequences. The action sequences are far better than I expected them to be. The gun action rivals that of B-grade Hollywood films and the fighting sequences look rather hokey, but are still good for an adult film. Don't be looking for The Terminator style action, but it rivals some of the stuff that Roger Corman put out.
The sex scenes are way too short, even for the period that the film was made as sex scenes were much shorter back in the golden age than today. The sex scenes aren't overly graphic either, much of the footage in them is R-rated. Most of the X-rated footage is done via extreme close-up with most of the medium range shots the equivalent of simulated sex. Viewers looking for great sex scenes will definitely be disappointed by the film. The best scene in the film is the first one with John Holmes and an uncredited Annette Haven, although some viewers may not like how the scene is interlaced in the beginning with non-sex footage. The women in the film are better looking than the average female adult star from the time, the only main male performer in the film is John C. Holmes, so viewers who like variety in the men may be disappointed. The sexual themes in the film are vaginal sex with pussy eating, blow jobs, pussy fingering and hand jobs. For viewers that care about condom use, like other films from the same period, there are no condoms used in the film.
Scene Synopsis:
The first scene brings us John Holmes and Annette Haven and the scene starts out with pussy eating before John gets a quick hand job followed by a blow job from Annette. Then the two go into the vaginal sex. John cums on Annette's pubic hair then goes back to the vaginal sex for a few seconds before the scene ends. The second scene features Tyler Reynolds and Veronica Taylor and the scene starts out with Tyler giving Veronica some very quick and not very graphic pussy eating. Then there is a quick vaginal sex segment before the scene ends. There is no cum shot for the scene.
The third scene gives us John Holmes and Joan Devlon. The scene starts out with John eating Joan's pussy before they go into some vaginal sex. Then Joan gives John a blow job before they return to the vaginal sex. To end the scene, John cums on Joan's ass cheek. The fourth scene brings us John Holmes and Felicia Sanda. The scene starts out with John eating Felicia's pussy before they go into the vaginal sex. There is no cum shot to end the scene.
The fifth and final scene features John Holmes and Veronica Taylor. The scene starts out with John eating Veronica's pussy and fingering it. Then the two go into the vaginal sex. The scene ends with John cumming on Veronica's stomach.
Parting Thoughts:
Overall, Tell Them Johnny Wadd is Here is an average adult film. Viewers that are new to the series will probably want to check out some of the better entries first as this film may not want them to see the rest of the Johnny Wadd series. Fans of the series will want to pick up the disc so they can complete their Johnny Wadd collection. Viewers that like long sex scenes or hate tame sex scenes will want to skip this title along with viewers that hate plotted porn.
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