On Tue, 21 Sep 2010 08:59:45 +1000, hopper
>Pixie <Pixie@AnnWheatley.com.invalid>wrote:
>>On Sun, 19 Sep 2010 07:50:27 +1000, hopper
>>
>>>Pixie <Pixie@AnnWheatley.com.invalid>wrote:
>>>
>>>[..]
>>>
>>>.had to scrub all that.. left me speechless<G>
>>>
>>Hah... yeah... like that ever happens!
>>
>Snubbing my mute?
>
Noooo... you... mute??... ever...??
It's not possible to plug Niagara Falls.../laff
>pffft... your "hah" and double yer back..!
>HAH!
>
/files nails...
>/more snippage
>>Anna is grasping at the Oprah straw that will save Her butt!
>>
>The Rail went on sale yesterday.
>Mums and Dads will avoid the float like the plague.
>Already Anna is feeling the bad vibes :-/
>The Lady has a cute butt.. I do hope someone somewhere
>"saves it"<g>
>
She seems a little "dikey" for me.
I reckons (unfortunately) Herself and Kenneally are slipping on
the same narnie peel.
>/snip
>
>>I haddun heard Cairns at all. Diddun think Cairns had anywhere big
>>enough to host Her.
>
>Nobody knows what 0prey crew has in mind, even the
>minders I fear:-<
>an'.. ummmm... Cairns though has some huge MT hotels at
>that time of year.
>Floors of rooms , and the usual >$200AUD a night is
>back to $75, if you look around.
>
I sayed "host" Her... not feed and shelter Her!
I'm sure Cairns can do the loaves and fishes thing for Her entourage.
She has the Opera House booked as a venue for Her audience.
You have an Opera House equivalent for a televised event?
>>I thought She wouldun get past Brisbane, only to sight see the Barrier
>>Reef.
>>
>Might even just settle for a chopper flight from the Gold Coast??
>Would be a "gawd send"<g>
>
You can but hope.../grin
>>The only thing I knewed was WA was falling over theirselves trying to
>>get Her over their side (and spend some money!).
>>
> A casino and sand?
>Oprey may as well spend a week in Las Vegas.. heh heh
>
You love Perth!! What a turncoat you is!
>>/rolls eyes... your share portfolio won't be complaining when She
>>lands.
>>
>Like most.. that is doing just fine feeding on "local traffic" :->>
>
And "local traffic" is what Herself is flying... That would be QANTAS.
/touch butt... /sizzle... /laff
>>>[insert grumbles too complex to post ]
>>>
>>Such a whinger!!
>>Call yer bank manager - He may put it in better "terms" than I can.!
>>/grin
>>
>It is expanding the argument, so to speak.. one of the
>grumbles (not posted) is the loss of habitat (for
>locals) as whole areas have to be regulated to control the terrorists.
>
Oh pulease... there are no "locals" up there!!
You can't have it both ways.
You can't open up huge corridors of terrorista lifestyle living and
then complain if no one comes.
Shot yourselves in the foot, did you's.
>With regulation comes enforcement, with
>enforcement comes loss of access to a whole raft of
>traditional pleasures for locals.. things that MADE the
>Country what it is, for those living there.
>That's what "tourism" does, eats away at vibrant societies.
>
Yeah... too late once the baby is thrown out with the bathwater.
Hypocrite is you! Hypocrite I say!
Having your cake and eating it too.... rofl...
>One hiccup and they (terrorists) leave the nest in
>droves.. an empty shell all that remains.
>
To be replaced by the next "one" who arrives wiff stars in their eyes.
There's one born every minute...
Your point?
>There was a "shot across the bows" for Cairns with that
>pilots strike back in '91(?). Cairns (and others) took
>5years and a whole lot of work to get recovery
>happening, still isn't complete, really :-]
>
Comes with the territory.
>>You never saw The Color Purple??
>>You never saw Oprah's right hook??
>>You doan wanna mess wiff Oprah.../laff
>>
>I believe I did.. quite some time ago, yeh.. when
>herself was on one of those "Oh I am so fat" trips??
>
She was a bit tubby in that.
I quite liked it as a "feel good" movie. Diddun think I would, but
Whoopee Goldberg is a favourite.
Life's not like that... but one can dream.
>>>>Yeah... bit of a bad time to go to Queensland.../laff
>>>>But Sydney and Melbourne should make up for Qld's shortcomings.
>>>>/laff
>>>>
>>>feh... yer welcome to 'em... and the shortcomings that go with it <g>
>>>
>See "habitat" for just one... then there is the
>disease<g>
>Whole properties have been closed off to access
>just in case some Filipino throws a banana skin out the
>back of the bus..!
>
And you think we doan have the same deal down here??
The bloomin' Gummint is gonna let in bleeding NZ apples...
/hands in the air...
They are disease ridden pox... and our apple industry is gonna die on
its arse... painfully and slowly...
You are not an island up there... you is still attached to the
mainland last time I looked.
Much as you wish it not so.
And stop sending us yer toads.../grin.
>>>One look and they ALL do.. there is the fskn problem.
>>>Bloody terrorists here 365 days a year now.. thanks to
>>>fskn TB..!
>>>
>>Yeah... some bus shelter that... /LAFF
>>
>heh heh... but it is _my_ bus shelter... to coin a
>phrase :->>>>>>>>>
>
Then stop whingin' about it! Adapt!
>Anyway.. now you are just "going up a spur" as you
>"lost the battle in the valley"..!
>/LMAO
>
/sharpens spur... /grin
>>Grumpy old man is you... /grin
>>
>True.. no argument.
>And got that way by bouts of "Greyhound Malaria"
>every winter..!
>/chuckles
>
Heading there in a handbasket is you... meheheh.
>>Don't do a lot of travelling yourself? (Fishing ain't "travelling").
>>
>yehh. I am the male equivalent of a "Soccer Mom".. right?
>[grinnin]
>
You cut a mean orange... I'm shure.... mehhe.
>>One has to be welcomed into someone else's country first as a visitor,
>>to appreciate a visiting tourist.
>>
>Like Vienna, Las Vegas and Rio?
>Sure, fine.. let them eat cake :->
>
Done Vienna... beautiful! Wunderbar!
Not so interested in gambling or suntans...
>>They go home!! There's no place like home!
>>
>oH indeed.. most do.
>And yet ALL do not follow the crux of the "lil bo peep"
>message.
>http://www.famousquotes.me.uk/nursery_rhymes/little_bo_peep.htm
>Their footy-prints "tails" are everywhere all over the
>place:-/
> [grumble]
>
Well, there's a job for ya... /snicker
>>And you know this, how?? You been reading those trashy tabloids?
>>/laff
>Her waistline gymnastics are legendary :->
>
I'm not hearing it so much on Aunty...
>>She sayed She is gonna try anything that issun still crawling.../grin
>>I woulda sayed "breathing"... not much crawls here!
>>Hope they doan give Her a witchety grub... :-<
>>
>/points at previous response
>..nuffin, nuffin aint safe from those fangs once the
>ketchup and/or (brand) syrup is produced..!!
>baa b00m..!
>
That's just sumfing I wouldun even eat...
There are some things I won't put in my mouth.... /laff
>>>You aint never seen one our "black bombers".. eh??
>>>
>>And in English, that would be a ??
>>I have been to Cairns twice, both times not long enough to do more
>>than brush flies from me face.
>>
>http://www.ozanimals.com/wildlife/Insect/Flies.html
>The common bomber is shown here as "March Fly
>(Tabanidae family )". These are the brown guys with
>green eyes, maybe 3/4 of an inch long and 3/8" wide.
>Except for the coldest months they are with us all year
>around. But come October their cousins turn up.. at
>1.5" long and better than 5/8" wide they have the bite
>of a bush pig..!
>Lucky they move rather slow so are easy to kill by
>hand.. you need a tennis racket though,, more for
>quantity than hitting power<bg>
>
Diddun know "bombers" was just flies in general.
We have some of those types.
>As school kids we use to stick pins in their ring and
>tie them to our hats... as fans in the heat... true
>story <g>
>The RSPCA would ban that practice today.. see what I
>mean about "loss of habitat" in regulation????
>
You have mentioned tortuous things you have done to flies over the
years. /grin
I just swat them... I doan play with them.
>>>oH.. and I didn't forget to mention the Stingers... I
>>>didn't want to lose any audience <g>
>>>
>>Oprah won't be swimming.../grin.
>>
>/nods
>Whale season will be well over by then.
>The minders all gone back to Bondi.. heh heh
>
I did delete a Greenpeace joke in the previous round...
That was what I was grinnin' about.
My bad... /laff
>/snip
>>I doan think Oprah is into "dried arrangements"....
>>ROFL...
>>
>[cough]
>I dunno herself would be up to "dancing with the
>lizard".. prolly kark it with heat stroke..!
>
I doan hear Stedman complainin' about Herself not keeping up with Him.
>>>>As long as they pay in advance.../grin
>>>>
>>>Where is that good ol' Aussie welcome..!
>>>
>>I'm not sure... you're the one hiding your welcome mat.
>>
>Money does not get you a welcome in FNQ, m'Dear.
>
Oh!! THAT is a fib!
Money will buy you anything you want in FNQ.
This you knows.
>Might buy you a night on the town, or a feed in a
>bistro on a tropical aisle.. the smiles built on Visa<g>
>
We was tokkin' "welcome"... I sayed nuffin' about orgasm.
>>Be careful in NZ with your shearing and sharing.../laff
>>It sounds the same thing to them!
>>
>/nods
>I get that... worked out that was how they stole our wimmins..!
>ba B000m..!
>
He followed me home.../laff
I tried to lose Him in Customs... but I couldun shake Him... ROFL
I couldun live over "thar"... it's too cold. Even for a bush girl that
suffers -3C each winter... It snows on the coast over there.
/brrrr
And they tok funny.... /laff
And they think the "under arm" incident happened yesterday!
>>>How long you been hitched to that k1w1, now?
>>>
>>You plannin' on sending me an anniversary present?!
>>
>How could one go past a pink cherub what toks funny
>(strange).. yer got it all, I reckon<bg>
>
He doan see too good and He doan run so fast...
He was an easy mark... /grin
>>>Long enough to swallow the "theory of economics", I see..!
>>>
>>Have just about bashed His "eccint" out. So much so that His own
>>Mother doesn't recognise His voice any more.../grin
>>
>oH Dear.. you will have him disowned..!
>
His Family seem strangely enamoured wiff me.
They ain't sure why... /grin
>There goes the championship ribbons of the Ram.. worth
>gold in NZ..!
>And the gumboots ...?... the cousins are probably using
>them anyway??
>/giggle
>
We can live wiffout NZ ribbons... much better life here in the sticks.
>>As to "theory of economics"? He's liking the Aussie economy much
>>better than the NZ one... mehehe.
>>
>.. tell me abowd it :-<<<<<
>
I trusted Him with my goods and chattels... now He has made good with
more goods and chattels.
I can pick 'em... /snicker...
>>>You know... not every Country can be bought with a few
>>>baubles and a bit of polished tin..!
>>>/lafff
>>>
>>Not sure which country you are referring to with this premise...
>>Australia... NZ... same situation.... even the Yanks did it.
>>
>nup... wrong.
>The Abos never signed no treaty... still today, btw .. hah..!
>
Since when was a White Man's receipt ever worth a pinch of shit?
Potatoes/potartoes.
Beads were accepted without any bill of sale.
>/snip
>
>>>They are airconditioned.. no suffering(crutch rot), and
>>>no bending over..!!
>>> [guffaw]
>>>
>>They should also be illegal in public areas.../laff
>>
>Only amongst the highrise is such a thing possible.
>"Uplift" from the drafts between buildings is a worry..
>for inadvertent 'exposure.. heh heh
>
Yeah... forgot some are not long enough to hang out the bottom of
their shorts.../snigger
Ok Oprah... doan look "up"...
rofl
>/snip
>
>>>You forgetting they PAID to be there at Oprey's giggle
>>>show?
>>>And I bet THAT was "on the plastic" also... heh heh
>>>
>>And you would be wrong... fancy that.../laff
>>
>Got a link?
>The whole deal has to be paid for.. from get go.
>
To quote a long lost, but dearly missed, abcp'er...
You are so full of shit your eyes are brown!
http://www.oprah.com/oprah_tickets.html
Doan strain nuffin' in that spid riddin' you do...
Look for the bit where it says.....
/q
Do not pay anyone money for Oprah Show reservations or tickets.
\q
/inspects nails...
You haven't met too many people who do stuff for no other reason than
they like to??... aye?
>Now I do hear the woman is generous, but
>philanthropic??
>
You tell me... do ya?
>It all starts with the ticket to the studio<g>
>
Yeah... you get a ticket.
But you DOAN pay for it. Never have in 21 years on telly.
That is why they fight for Christmas show tickets.
She gave an entire audience a car EACH a while back.
Now... I'm sure there is a very broke sponsor out there!
But, bottom line, the audience got a car each!
>>You know how to tell a feigned orgasm??
>>Yeah.... roight!.../laff
>>
>I seenedid "Croc Dundee".. heh heh
>
Mebbe you should watch "When Harry met Sally" instead...
ROFL
>>>Like never mind how the critter fares.. it's cries of
>>>"get an ambulance"... is all you hear.
>>> And like, out here..!.. yer gotta be kiddin'!
>>>
>>Just exactly what are they standing on?? I live in the sticks and you
>>can't get close enough to anything for a pat.
>>
>http://www.bugman123.com/Bugs/ElephantBeetle.jpg
>Try "elephant beetles"???.. true story.
>Waaay too long to recount here <g>
>
ROFL....
/dabs tears of laffter...
That is toooooooo funny!
I forget you breed bugs the size of rabbits up there!
NZ doesn't even have snakes... my Hubby would have an apopleptic fit
if He trod on one of those....
/giggle
>>Oh, 'cept snakes... but you ain't tokkin' 'bout snakes....
>>
>Any half decent snake is long gone once sniffin' a
>terrorist. They know handbags<g>
>
I prefer croc meself... /laff
>>>You heard of Skyrail?
>>>http://www.skyrail.com.au/
>>>
>>Yup, but we hired a car instead. I diddun wanna be trapped with all
>>the geriatrics in the air.../laff
>>
>ahhh... wise choice :->
>You lot (vehicle abiding) are harder to spot... until you tok<g>
>
I doan sound like I type... so much.
Hubby's family doan think I sound "Australian".
I type "Australian" (cos I think it), but I "sound" more generic.
>>>..enjoy your Sunday.. weather came up, up here better
>>>than +20knots.
>>>Seems fine today though :-)
>>>
>>Diddun rain here but the sun disappeared.
>>
> .. coming down in buckets as I write.. a little
>unusual at this time of year... buuuuut "climate
>change", ya noe<g>
>
It was sposed to be warm here today. The sun still hasn't surfaced.
Total cloud cover. How does one get a job where you don't have to tell
the truth? (Weatherman!).
>ooRoo
>
I have a tradie to ring and blast on the phone... stupid numb numb
ordered the wrong stuff.... /grrrrrrr
Pixie :-))
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